Jokes and Cartoons

One day, Mullah Nasrudin was talking to a friend. — So, did you never think about getting married? — Yes, I did — answered Nasrudin. — In my youth, I searched for the perfect woman. I crossed the desert, arrived in Damascus, met a spiritual and beautiful woman, but she knew nothing about the things of this world. I continued traveling and reached Isfahan; there I

found a woman who knew everything about the things of the world and the spirit, but she wasn’t beautiful. I decided to go to Cairo, where I met a beautiful, religious woman who understood reality. — And why didn’t you marry her? — Oh, my friend! She also wanted a perfect man.

1.The jokes are from the book El eneagrama del mulá Nasrudín by David Barba, Plataforma Editorial, Barcelona, 2015.

A man enters a drugstore and, pointing to a piece of soap on the counter, says to the shopkeeper: — Give me a piece of that cheese. — Sir — says the shopkeeper —, that’s not cheese, that’s soap. The customer, red with anger, responds: — I told you to give me a piece of that cheese. — But sir, it’s soap. Irritated to the extreme, the customer shouts: — I told you to give me a piece of that cheese! The shopkeeper decides not to argue anymore, cuts a piece of soap, and gives it to him. The customer puts it in his mouth, chews it, and with a disgusted face says: — It’s bad, but it’s cheese!

— I’m sorry, Lord Perschy, but you can’t urinate in the pool — says a caretaker to a member of the aristocracy. — But... everyone does it! — protests the aristocrat. — Yes, milord, but not from the diving board.

I wrote you a poem. "Angel" is written with an accent.

Cartoon published in Genial. Guru

WHAT A HORROR! THE INSATIABLE MARXIST MOB WANTS TO DESTROY OUR CIVILIZATION! BUT WHAT DID YOU SAY? IT WAS THAT TODAY, ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY...

Cartoon by Forges published in El País newspaper, March 8, 2016.

I’VE ALREADY TOLD HIM THREE TIMES THAT WE REJECT... AND NEXT TIME HE ASKS ME, I’LL...

Cartoon by Manuel Summers published in La Codorniz, 1978.