Jokes and Vignettes

“I couldn’t care less that you have a yacht in Acapulco or a mansion in Cancun. All that matters is that we’re friends. By the way, what’s your name?”

When a Social 3 politician says “yes,” what they mean is “maybe.” When they say “maybe,” what they mean is “no.” If they say “no,” then they’re not a politician (or not a Social 3).

Someone goes to buy a fur coat. As they try it on, the saleswoman says it fits. “Yes,” they respond, “it’s really nice, but it’s out of my budget.”